Normally I do this once a year in Janurary, but this year there were a few weird ones I had to bring up sooner.
The top ten offered no surprises;
1. Severed finger
2. How to make a fake axe
3. Severed fingers
4. Zombie photoshoot
5. Fox Henderson (seems reasonable)
6. Severed thumb
7. Monkey Rodeo Project
8. Demon ears
9. Bimbo Zombie Killers 2
10. Make a fake axe
And many variations of severed fingers/thumbs of both male and female varieties. As well as axes and how to make them and again variations on anything resembling an axe. A surprising amount and variations about "Tibetan Fire Starters" Are they actually a real thing?
There was the usual round of people's names as well, mostly the females who've been involved in my projects.
Then there was the weird ones;
finger monkey - ??? I'm not sure I want to think about this one.
men hookers - really?
golems for sale - because most people have then, just not for sale I guess.
silicone male ass - come on, there's no need for that
casting bimbo - not sure I get it
june 22 monkey rodeo - while it might seem odd, I assume it's a date when a real monkey rodeo was happening
latex hooker - because real ones are so tacky
who the actor for thork - must be something for The Guild I suppose?
ape giving the finger - is that something you search for?
fingerfuck male - seriously?
"project bimbo" - sounds awesome to me
the zombie killer from the dawn - not sure if this is a complete search term or not
most power hallucinogen - glad this phrase landed them on my site
zombie hooker demons pei - seems a pretty good set of words to find my site, I guess
painting zombie voodoo halloween - another good random set of words
horned girls - you misspelled a word there I think
nasty hooker makeup - is that something anyone really want to see?
zombie killers online monkey - it's like someone heard parts of names for stuff I've done
a picture of a monster horrobale - nice spelling
really odd family pics - yup, you came to the right place
how to cure a delvian - you do know they're not real, right?
putting on prosthetis is a pain in the ass - why do you need to search this? Were you looking for someone to agree?
casting fake guy - because real guys are too hard to cast these days
casting hookers - since they're already for hire, seems like something that'd be pretty easy to do
men with hookers - you do one "hooker" movie and look what you keep getting
addicted to love halloween costume - okay, this is awesome, but do you really need to search the internet for a costume?
movies with x ratings - something tells me I'm getting a bad reputation
mold ass in silicone - just stop it!
cool forehead prosthetics - yeah, because searching for lame ones is...well...lame
female anus fingering - I apologize for this, but the hell did I ever do to cause this search to land on my blog?
how to sketch cronus - my suggestion is to find him and ask him to pose. Seems pretty simple.
weird deformed zombies - as opposed to the normal deformed zombies
pretty male fingers - something tells me I just shouldn't ask about this
fox henderson hookers - I am now a pimp, muthafucka
monkey head for sale - do they actually sell these online?
men eater monkey movie - sure...?
awesome paint job go kart - how? I've never even made a go kart
demon eyeball cake - hell yeah!
images of thugs with hammers - regular thugs, not so interesting - but give them hammers and suddenly that's awesome
werewolf girl makeup prosthetic - so a real werewolf girl in prosthetic make up or a girl in werewolf makeup?
ass silicone mold - again?
where is the next monkey rodeo - right here, bitches! No really, I bet my name annoys people sometimes
why do i have demon ears - because your father was a very curious man in his younger days
i'm giving you the finger - that's not very nice
man eats out hooker - not cool at all. Really someone searched for this?
And there was the usual assortment of demons, ears, fingers, axes, monkeys, halloween, prosthetics and so on. So far it's been a rather creepy year.